Conversation in the Key of P

Upon telling my friend that Alex peeing in his pants all the time is making me batty:

 Lora:  maybe he's conspiring with Aiden....?

she IS his best dog friend

and she is a renowned pisser

maybe they're having secret piss-planning meetings

laughing nefariously together

MUAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA!

 me:  HAHAHHA!

probably knowing those two assholes