Alex thinks it is hilarious to fart near me as any 11 year old would. He came over to my desk during a break from virtual school this morning to "give me a hug." I was immediately treated to a ripper and subsequently a close-to-hyperventilating laughing kid when my window was locked.
Fast forward to present. I felt a rumbling in my stomach and as I was about to get up to go to the bathroom, I heard Alex coming down from his bedroom/desk to ask me something. So instead of getting up, I farted right in my chair whilst cackling to myself picturing him sauntering up to my desk to ask whatever ridiculous thing he was going to ask.
And justice was swift for my immaturity; he yelled his question to me from the top of the stairs. So here I sit, in my own stink, joke foiled.
