tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39386923360411779562024-03-04T20:26:25.044-08:00I Remember When You Were Just A Chocolate SprinkleMamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.comBlogger2071125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-57779594969248167812021-01-14T07:06:00.000-08:002021-01-14T07:06:30.125-08:00Still Here<p> We're still here. It's been a looooong time. But man, life is hard right now and hard in ways that writing it down just ain't cuttin' it to ease things. We'll get through. </p><p>A result of ::life:: right now is that Sam is back to not being able to sleep unless he is touching me. And while I love his snuggles, sleeping next to a human that spins like a propeller in his sleep is not conducive to getting any rest. This was last night's conversation after books and while he was supposed to be trying to go to sleep:</p><p>Sam: Hey Mom, what do you want to be when you <i>fully</i> grow up.</p><p>Me: I'm not sure buddy. I really like being a mom and I think I would like to do something that helps people. Please lay down and close your eyes.</p><p>Sam: Oooo! You could be an ambulance worker. They help people! You just have to make sure you sign your name when you get there so they know you're part of the crew. Make sure you sign your name.</p><p>Me: Yes, ambulance workers do help people a lot. Please lay down and close your eyes.</p><p>Sam: But I can't see anything when I close my eyes.</p><p>~two beats of silence~</p><p>Sam: Hey Mom, do alligators stay up at night?</p><p>Me: Ummm, no I don't think so. I think they hunt during the day and sleep at night...like you should be doing. Please lay down and close your eyes.</p><p>Sam: But if it gets really hot during the day, I bet they'll just rest in the water.</p><p>~two beats of silence~</p><p>Sam: Hey Mom, what would you do if you were a robot?</p><p>Me: What?! I don't...I mean...I guess robot..stuff?</p><p>Sam: I would do robot dance moves. Wanna see my robot dance moves?</p><p>Me: You showed them to me earlier and they were lovely. Please lay down and close your eyes.</p><p>~two beats of silence~</p><p>Sam: Hey Mom, you're the best mom that ever did mom. I love you, Mama.</p><p>Me: And you're the best Sam that ever did Sam. I love you too, buddy. Now please lay down and close your eyes.</p><p>Sam: Wanna see my blankets wrestle?!</p><p>Me: SAM!</p><p><br /></p>MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-14763581453727742312020-10-13T07:50:00.000-07:002020-10-13T07:50:04.935-07:00Picture Time!<p> "Hey Mom! Take a picture of us!"</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhD0QNeVvcjScoY_V1hCT4rYkHLToprj7-0rEKECH6quj2-7aIKOi_mhmiifm06C6aZbryoAAiHO1K0agw1UrF1cGRwBN8USTTwE-4zTXdQcA2kprkmQUl4t92n7P-5lOYl6MK3Eb8nJaqe/s2048/Alex%2526Sam+101220.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1511" data-original-width="2048" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhD0QNeVvcjScoY_V1hCT4rYkHLToprj7-0rEKECH6quj2-7aIKOi_mhmiifm06C6aZbryoAAiHO1K0agw1UrF1cGRwBN8USTTwE-4zTXdQcA2kprkmQUl4t92n7P-5lOYl6MK3Eb8nJaqe/s320/Alex%2526Sam+101220.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p>Sooomebody found the Pikachu costume given to us by his cousin...</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbbDCulQZKri6wJuJmw5MOrpuclmlROkxh_JL3Q1XXU7Rs4IiX6Wdz0z0HZEMUnYisas6hNXF731TDxm7j5mUbOv42Og5VlmyawahmB-JivSw_ysqAFJGSaDrbjq6P1GzotabiaCxC7HL-/s2048/Sam+Pikachu+101220.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1536" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbbDCulQZKri6wJuJmw5MOrpuclmlROkxh_JL3Q1XXU7Rs4IiX6Wdz0z0HZEMUnYisas6hNXF731TDxm7j5mUbOv42Og5VlmyawahmB-JivSw_ysqAFJGSaDrbjq6P1GzotabiaCxC7HL-/s320/Sam+Pikachu+101220.jpg" /></a></div><br /><p>And lastly, our pumpkins this year. We let Alex actually do his own carving for the first time instead of drawing what he wanted and then having one of us carve it out. He is quite proud of his unibrow jack-o-latern. Travis went with a standard jack-o-lantern. And then there's Sam. I told him he could draw what he wanted and I would carve it for him. He drew me, Lulu, and himself going for a walk. I did the best I could. He was thrilled with it until he decided he goofed up Lulu's ears (which, like, not by much...bish has HUGE ears.) So we agreed we could pretend we were going for a spooky Halloween walk and ran into a bat.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIqE_JnfhZiW7_g3VIaxrxr2YUrs6mL5_NERDmfa9tv8ShfzjA6cMYB5-NtRaHSZxfbPxSJKz70l_BHOztJ_EGi1qei00F86wPHf4AQ5AhZIa14iPNhbqSBJsums6WDPNsFUv3HzJJStbh/s2048/Pumpkins+2020.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1946" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIqE_JnfhZiW7_g3VIaxrxr2YUrs6mL5_NERDmfa9tv8ShfzjA6cMYB5-NtRaHSZxfbPxSJKz70l_BHOztJ_EGi1qei00F86wPHf4AQ5AhZIa14iPNhbqSBJsums6WDPNsFUv3HzJJStbh/s320/Pumpkins+2020.jpg" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p>MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-24207853850806973552020-09-21T12:25:00.001-07:002020-09-21T12:25:26.795-07:00Immaturity Strikes Again<p> Alex thinks it is hilarious to fart near me as any 11 year old would. He came over to my desk during a break from virtual school this morning to "give me a hug." I was immediately treated to a ripper and subsequently a close-to-hyperventilating laughing kid when my window was locked.</p><p>Fast forward to present. I felt a rumbling in my stomach and as I was about to get up to go to the bathroom, I heard Alex coming down from his bedroom/desk to ask me something. So instead of getting up, I farted right in my chair whilst cackling to myself picturing him sauntering up to my desk to ask whatever ridiculous thing he was going to ask. </p><p>And justice was swift for my immaturity; he yelled his question to me from the top of the stairs. So here I sit, in my own stink, joke foiled.</p>MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-85636431603926025412020-09-10T08:24:00.002-07:002020-09-10T08:24:54.071-07:001st vs. 2nd Born<p> As my mom said:</p><p><br /></p><p>There are some boys that like to look put together, hair in place, and simply handsome:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7LMnbk5Yt2ewHZmkx580gnG-Gvn_jvwArtOduIYfss8ph5DQkfSp3N95-70UpabibiXMyXoj-DBvKCu7BowPI87i3imvYqWsyywEAHXR1q7KURhjU4rgdJ9o5-a5YejQ9AOVH5H_rpAZ9/s2048/AJ+090620.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7LMnbk5Yt2ewHZmkx580gnG-Gvn_jvwArtOduIYfss8ph5DQkfSp3N95-70UpabibiXMyXoj-DBvKCu7BowPI87i3imvYqWsyywEAHXR1q7KURhjU4rgdJ9o5-a5YejQ9AOVH5H_rpAZ9/s320/AJ+090620.JPG" /></a></div>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then there are other boys:<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxAWVCVAwOFtbKIW_Aqodaatms6ZEhcX_p2gT2fYn4sVMgOph0oHiW9LOA3YHA7tC3c7a9_F23ei6TdbpGlItBA8xVVyNv3eIvltzmx_TnHWPJqtExqyXcfWaPPN1I4TwsfA6LdX7c2Slp/s2048/SJ+090620.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1365" data-original-width="2048" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxAWVCVAwOFtbKIW_Aqodaatms6ZEhcX_p2gT2fYn4sVMgOph0oHiW9LOA3YHA7tC3c7a9_F23ei6TdbpGlItBA8xVVyNv3eIvltzmx_TnHWPJqtExqyXcfWaPPN1I4TwsfA6LdX7c2Slp/s320/SJ+090620.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p>MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-25826302546965161762020-08-13T08:37:00.003-07:002020-08-13T08:37:48.862-07:00Hey There<p> "Hey Jackie! Where've you been? Whatcha been up to?"</p><p>This:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVDe_41kP06hjjyVpRtGcWC8q_qJWRheDcs3baf_ZHqxau6r5l6-CQJejnvB3dC8yJHIZ9wq6Hv2RoQspd6ZTIE9Md5xArQiM8BGorH1gjkP_e8T6R-KVld_IEd40S0710jY9406-xtxS4/s2048/working+from+home+081320.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1536" data-original-width="2048" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVDe_41kP06hjjyVpRtGcWC8q_qJWRheDcs3baf_ZHqxau6r5l6-CQJejnvB3dC8yJHIZ9wq6Hv2RoQspd6ZTIE9Md5xArQiM8BGorH1gjkP_e8T6R-KVld_IEd40S0710jY9406-xtxS4/s640/working+from+home+081320.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><p>Not pictured?<br /><br />-2&1/2 months of virtual learning that is starting back up in a little over 2 weeks.<br /><br />-The other beast child that is FULL ON preteen.<br /><br />-The dog that has decided exploring the neighborhood is her new favorite hobby...right after her other fav activity of jump-running at anyone walking on our sidewalk like she's a cracked out gazelle.</p><p>-My sanity. Because it's gone. It packed up and moved on outta here a <i>long</i> time ago.</p>MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-78828962781788215702020-05-12T07:48:00.001-07:002020-05-12T07:48:39.298-07:00Those Meddling Kids Will Fix It!Sam is currently watching a Scooby Doo episode in which the bad guy is called the "Phantom Virus." He came running into the kitchen and exclamined, "MOM! I figured it out! The Phantom Virus is responisible for all of this! He must have electric sensors all over town that give people the corona virus when they go near the sensors!"<div><br /></div><div>Now if we could just get Fred to set a trap...</div>MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-48606615841534671152020-05-06T11:38:00.001-07:002020-05-06T11:38:13.623-07:00The Lazy! It Burns!Alex just went upstairs from his video game playing/youtube watching lounging couch to make himself something to eat for lunch.<div><br /></div><div>Alex: MoooOOOooom!! Do we have any peanut butter?</div><div>(Dear reader, the empty container of peanut butter is sitting on the counter he is standing in front of with a grocery list next to it, including "peanut butter.")</div><div>Me: No, but I have it on the list. Sorry!</div><div>Alex (not <i>at</i> me, but loudly): Oh come <b><i>ON</i></b>! I can't have chili and now I can't have a peanut butter and jelly? What am I supposed to have for lunch?!?</div><div>Me: Why can't you have chili?</div><div>Alex: There aren't any clean bowls!</div><div>Me (after a moment of shocked silence): Either warm it up in the Tupperware or, oh I don't know, CLEAN A BOWL INSTEAD OF BEING A SPAZ ABOUT IT!</div><div><br /></div><div>Maybe some home economics should be part of today's homeschool lession.</div>MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-75491707650269027122020-05-05T12:22:00.002-07:002020-05-05T12:22:36.857-07:00Lesson Not Learned"Uuuugggghhhh! This play dough is so UGLY!"<br />
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"Well, when you make a play dough creations with different colors, try to take the colors apart before smooshing them back into the can."<br />
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"Oh! Ok! ... Mom! Look, I flattened my red and white dragon into a road!!"<br />
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<br />MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-36169626594574831492020-05-02T10:34:00.002-07:002020-05-02T10:34:18.566-07:00Melting My Exhausted HeartSam took a nap yesterday because he hadn't slept well the night before. As you can imagine, he was no where near tired at bed time. I finally convinced him to go to bed at 10:30, and agreed to lay with him. And he talked and fidgeted and snuggled and made up games and asked questions until 12:15. I was really close to losing my patience when he asked, "Mama? What does 'often' mean?" "A lot." "No, what does 'often' mean?" "It means a lot or frequently." ... ... "Oh. Mama? I think we should be together more oftenly."MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-35909056671110708272020-04-22T13:51:00.003-07:002020-04-22T13:51:52.183-07:00Another Day in ParadiseSo yeah, homeschooling is going really well today...<br />
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That right there is a full on no look body pout because school work is the WOOOORRRRSSSTTTT.MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-9171593048727589622020-04-22T13:50:00.001-07:002020-04-22T13:50:20.312-07:00I Feel Personally AttackedWhat demon from the underworld taught this child to eat a taco like this?!<br />
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<br />MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-75744032146105328572020-04-14T14:18:00.000-07:002020-04-14T14:18:35.390-07:00F this VirusI miss my family. I want to feel safe again. Pink hair helps. 10/10 would recommend.<br />
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<br />MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-42433049048576744442020-03-31T09:00:00.002-07:002020-03-31T09:00:54.670-07:00That's Fun to SaySam was playing in the living room while I was cleaning up the kitchen and he just kept repeating the word "limestone."<br />
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Sam: Limestone. Limestone. Limestone.<br />
Me: Why do you keep saying that?<br />Sam: Limestone. It's a type of rock!<br />
Me: Yes, I'm aware. But I'm asking why you keep repeating it.<br />
Sam: Oh. I didn't know you would know that Mama! Limestone. Limestone. Limestone. Limestone.<br />
Me: Sam. Why do you keep repeating the word "limestone?"<br />
Sam: Because it's super fun to say. Liiiiimestone!<br />
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I fear he has gone full <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgiIwS2wSE">Buddy the Elf</a>.MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-38592840098458296172020-03-27T11:03:00.000-07:002020-03-27T11:03:12.749-07:00Yes!As I said, we made gross looking cookies the other day. The best part? I had to run down to my desk to answer a call, and left the two crazies upstairs with the cookie dough. I came back up to find them both grinning ear to ear. When I asked what was going on, Sam said, "We tried really hard to not sneak some of the coookie dough Mom, but it was just too <i>dough</i>licious!" I refuse to apologize for how proud I am of him and his blossoming pun skills.MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-69458802713081438722020-03-26T07:54:00.000-07:002020-03-26T07:54:12.378-07:00AspirationsDon't mind Sam...he's just over here workin' on his Bo Duke hair.<br />
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<br />MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-1454066026982275722020-03-24T15:19:00.002-07:002020-03-24T15:19:55.391-07:00Day 11I fear I have exhausted my ideas to keep them busy by doing not one but TWO activities today outside of normal playing and school work. We made chocolate chip cookies; Sam's were dyed green and Alex's were dyed blue. They look as digusting as you imagine. We also did some chalk shape coloring with painter's tape on the driveway. Turned out pretty cool.<br />
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<br />MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-28631520325204534612020-03-23T07:30:00.001-07:002020-03-23T07:50:06.050-07:00Laundry LessonsAlex is good about helping with the laundry. But, every time he puts clothes in the dryer, he puts in like 7 dryer sheets. I know I know, I should be using wool dryer balls. I don't. I like the smell of Bounce sheets and I cannot get Travis on board with dryer balls. Which is weird seeing as though this is something I thought would be right up his alley. I mean, he is the the guy that just bought 4 sets of reusable produce bags. Four. Each set has 10 bags. Suddenly, I'm like the Oprah of produce bags. You get a set of produce bags! And you get a set! And YOU get a set of bags! But that's it because we actually want a set too. I'm not a very good Oprah.<br />
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Aaaaaaaaanyway, dryer sheets. So last night I asked Alex to change over the laundry, or as it was called in our house growing up, "Washer dryer dryer washer!" I reminded him to only use ONE dryer sheet. And that's when he let the cat out of the bag. "But <i>Mom</i>, if I only use one, how are the clothes going to get dry?!" Well, that explains it. So, yesterday, Alex was 10 years old when he learned that dryer sheets are used to keep clothes soft and wrinkle free and not to expedite the drying process, and instead that process is facilitated by, you know, the DRYER.MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-58312366783276409922020-03-19T06:58:00.003-07:002020-03-19T06:58:51.050-07:00FlowThis kid's got curls for daaaaaaaaaaaaaays.<br />
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<br />MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-34075024823461405132020-03-18T18:14:00.001-07:002020-03-18T18:14:28.510-07:00PonderingsThis past week has been somthin'. We are all practicing social distancing, which honestly isn't that hard for me...I tend to not like people much. The reality of the boys not being in school hasn't really hit yet. But then picking up their computers from school was completely emotionally overwhelming for me. I seem to be in a constant state of feeling like we are overreacting and underreacting at the same time.<br />
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Leave it to Sam though...<br />
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Keeping a normal bed time has been a struggle so far since the boys and Travis are all little night owls and they technically don't have to get up for anything specific. And the upset in anything normal, has sent me right back to giving in and snuggling with Sam until he falls asleep every night. Two nights ago, it was a loooooooooooong snuggle. This kid. We went to bed around 9:30 and he FINALLY stopped talking when the clock was nearing 11. So. Many. Stories. And questions. And "jokes." And stories and questions and questions and questions.<br />
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"gasp! <i>MOM!</i> What is the <i>entiiiiire</i> universe made of?!"<br />
"Hey Mom...why did the cookie cross the road? Because he was stuck in a crack. Wait, no, that's this one. Lemme get it back in my brain. Mom...why did..no wait..why <i>diiiidn't</i> the cookie cross the road? Because he felt crummy! HA!"<br />
"Mama? How do you make grass?"<br />
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Go. To. Sleep. MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-30959158199791073652020-03-13T06:33:00.000-07:002020-03-13T06:33:19.253-07:00Lesson learned I guessWe have a small tent the boys often have set up in the house. They have only slept in it once. It was defintiely manufactured as an outdoor sleeping tent, but they prefer to use it as a tv watching station, a hot wheels playing station, or any other thing besides sleeping.<br />
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Last night they were playing with some friends...some kids were in the tent, some were outside of it. All children were scream-laughing, so obviously something was going to break. So I stuck my head down the steps and told them to take it easy or they were going to break the tent. "Ok Mom!" 8 minutes later? "Alex! Take. It. Easy. Or you are going to break the tent." "Ok Mom!" 3 minutes later? "You do realize I am not buying a new tent once you break this one right?" ::Sam slides off the sinking top of the tent:: "We're not going to break it Mama!" 5 minutes later? "Hey Mom? I need you!" They broke the tent.<br />
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So I went down there to find Alex holding a splintered support piece and I quickly instructed him to put it down so he didn't get a sliver. I took it from him. I got a sliver.<br />
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Tents are fun.MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-90268605787251027442020-03-03T13:05:00.002-08:002020-03-03T13:05:42.960-08:00Masterpiece PhotographyI am titling this one: "Scene of a Mother's Sleeplessness."<br />
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See that small area where the blankets are pulled back? That is the amount of space I was granted for sleeping in the wee hours of the morning. The pile next to my little cherub's head consists of 2 blankets and 6 <a href="https://funrise.com/blog/sunny-bunnies-toys/">Sunny Bunnies</a>. Please note, those items received the same bed width of space that I was allowed from 4am to 6:30am. Don't even get me started on how much room Lulu gets.MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-28248086082531133892020-03-02T09:10:00.001-08:002020-03-02T09:10:10.535-08:00Go to sleepSam took a long nap yesterday. I knew when it was happening bedtime was going to be a disaster, but he really needed to sleep to keep the rest of yesterday in tact whatsoever. So I let him sleep. And as predicted, bedtime was a disaster. <br />
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First he wanted to read 17 books. Then he wanted apple slices. But then I gave him too many. Then he wanted me to sleep with him becuase he is positive he will get nightmares if he sleeps alone but he would not accept that having his brother and dog with him did not constitute sleeping alone. Then he got the giggles. Then when I thought he was finally asleep, he had to go to the bathroom again. Which apparently needed to be narrated to me. Then a ton of whining to get me to snuggle them. Fine. I curl around the side and foot of the bed, avoiding the dog and both boys' feet. Then he doesn't have enough room to stretch out his legs and he can't feel my skin close to him so he can't sleep. I finally relent and lay on my side on the sliver of bed next to him and firmly instruct him to put his damn head on the pillow. He does. For 42 seconds. Then he starts giggling and says, and I freaking quote, "I forgive you for talking in a mad voice to me. But you need to move back to the bottom because with you up here, I'm warmer than a toasted Pop Tart!"<br />
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I. Give. Up.MamaBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08899225222230103208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3938692336041177956.post-83628412720582483222020-02-05T07:07:00.002-08:002020-02-05T07:07:33.470-08:00New VocabularyWhen I picked Sam up from daycare yesterday, he had a story for me...<br />
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"MOM! A friend at school called another friend a bad word today. And it was inappropriate. It was a parent-only word. Actually, it was a square word and it wasn't 'oh my god.'"<br />
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He was clearly upset about this classmate usuing a bad word to name call, so I had to gather all my strength to not burst out laughing about him thinking bad words are called "square words" and not swear words.<br />
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