Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dear Mars Candy Company

You are the devil.

Your creation of Dove chocolate, although delicious, is clearly the work of Lucifer. And the packaging? Little bite size pieces? So that people can have just one piece of chocolate as a treat and not have to open a whole bar, right? Riiiiiiight. Then why do you put so many of the little pieces wrapped up like little presents in one bag? You playing on my lack of will power against chocolate and presents is just simply not nice.

Also, what's with putting the most addictive substance on the planet in your chocolate? There comes a point where I can no longer take responsibility for my lack of control. There is undoubtedly crack in your chocolate. Kudos to you for figuring out how to maintain your customer base.

Well played Mars, well played.

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