Monday, May 21, 2012

Super Bodily Fluid Sunday

Potty training is going great!  At school.  At home?  Still not so much.  Every day I pick him up from school he has a sucker in his hand as his reward for staying dry all day.  We come home, he goes to the bathroom once and then every other time I ask him to sit on the toilet, it ends in a screaming fit.

He also is juuuust about over his cold.  Still some coughing here and there, but no substantial sickiness.  Me on the other hand is another story.  This one got me.  I still feel like poo and cannot get rid of the cough and sore throat.  Lamesauce.  I am working from home today...well this afternoon any way.  When I got home from taking Alex to day care, I laid down on the couch for a minute...and woke up 3&1/2 hours and 4 missed calls later.  Whoopsiedoodle.

Yesterday we went to a fun plant store that has some chickens and goats and peacocks to feed.  Alex had used the toilet instead of his pants twice and he said he wanted to wear underwear, so I gave it a shot.  On the way to the store he slammed a bunch of juice and then had a mini coughing fit.  And then puked all over himself.  Luckily we were right near a gas station so we pulled over, cleaned him off with the super sanitary and soft paper towels that are hanging above the windshield washer thingys, changed his clothes and got back on our journey.  We were having a great time feeding the fat little goats and then Alex turned around and had that long stare in his eyes.  And immediately had pee running down his legs.

Not really sure how he had any juice left in his body since he had puked it all over himself and his car seat 30 minutes prior, but there we were, headed to the car to change him once more.  Me with an exhausted, sickly look on my face and him looking like he just got off a 7 hour horseback ride he was walking so bow legged so his pee pants wouldn't rub together.

Needless to say there is some laundry being worked in to the daily grind today.

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