Thursday, July 12, 2012

Maturity

It really sucks when you are 34 years old, eating your breakfast of dry Cheerios at your desk with your fingers, and all you can smell is the astringent you had to use on the giant zit on your face that is lingering like obnoxiously clean smelling perfume on your fingers.  Because you are a 34 year old who eats cereal with her hands like an ape and still gets giant zits like a teenager.

It just takes you down a few pegs on the I've Mastered Adulthood ladder, ya know?

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