After the horror of having giant teeth yanked from head and/or sawed in half while still planted in my gums, I had to be on antibiotics for about 10 days to fight off any infection. I have taken antibiotics before, but never have they had quite the effect on my ~ahem~ digestive system as they did this time. Let's suffice it to say I was elated a plunger has permanent residence in my office bathroom. The pipes were cleee-ean.
But then I finished taking the antibiotics, and the poop party stopped. Stopped real bad like. So for the first time in my life, prunes have entered my diet as a daily necessity. Nothin' like prunes to make you feel all young and spry. On a related note, I have also finally started using proper face moisturizer (read: wrinkle fighter).
Aren't milestones like this supposed to earn you some sort of badge on your Life Sash? If a Girl Scout gets a badge for making a crappy campfire, I think I should get one for the prunes and wrinkle cream. It won't make me any younger, but it'll be a nice addition to my flare.
Adulting, yay!! :/
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