As of this morning, my new fightin' weight is -30.5lbs. Laugh if you'd like, but you better damn well believe I am not selling myself short of that .5lbs just to avoid sounding like a crazy person. I would like to thank Multi-Grain Cheerios for helping me reach this goal. I would also like to look to the future and thank my stupid ass for signing up for a half marathon, as I am guessing there is no way I am going to run 195.1 FREAKING MILES in 10 weeks and not lose a couple more pounds. There better be no way that happens. Dear sweet baby Jesus I better lose more weight.
And yes, you read that correctly, 195.1 miles. It sounds like a pain in the ass to drive that many miles much less traverse that distance on my own two feet. What the hell was I thinking when I agreed to this?
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