Over/Under

I found some awesome green athletic shorts at Old Navy for Alex.  Only problem is, he doesn't have a single shirt that matches them aside from a completely white tshirt.  And the green shorts were the only clean shorts in his dresser this morning.  So I sent him to daycare in a brand spankin' new white tshirt.  I'm bettin' on at least 4 irremovable stains by end of the day.  Any takers?