An open letter to all pollen-bearing organisms:
THE SEX YOU ARE TRYING TO HAVE WITH MY SINUSES IS NOT CONSENSUAL.
NOT ONLY DOES MY FACE NOT WANT TO HAVE YOUR TREE BABIES, BUT IT CAN’T.
IT’S A PHYSICAL IMPOSSIBILTY.
PLEASE EVOLVE A MORE EFFICIENT WAY TO PROCREATE ASAP. THEN GET BACK TO ME AND MAYBE WE CAN SMOOTH THINGS OVER. AS IT STANDS, MY EYES ARE FALLING OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AND FUCK YOU I DON’T EVEN LIKE OUTSIDE THAT MUCH ANYWAY OH MY GOD THE ITCH.
Love,
Christine
This is a post borrowed from Drink Your Juice. Preach on sista, preach on!
Bwahahaha! Truth!
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