Monday, February 11, 2013

Reeeeal nice Mars

I'm fighting with Mars candy company again.  I'm pretty sure the new M&M's package is calling me fat and I don't appreciate it.  They made the bag just a little bit bigger and now call it a "sharing size" and claim there are two servings.  Clearly they have underestimated what qualifies as a serving.  Because half of that bag does not a full serving make...for me...the fattyboombalatty.

Who in the hell can eat 1/2 of a bag of peanut M&M's?  Actually, don't answer, because if you can, it'll just make me feel worse while simultaneously making me want to punch you in the throat.

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