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Let's recap:  Yesterday, the goals were to listen to his teachers and keep his hands to himself.  And the keeping his hands to himself hasn't been an issue for a while now, but he brought it up so I figured it wouldn't hurt to throw that one in there.  I know he's only 3, but those really don't seem like insurmountable goals.  Apparently I'm wrong. 

He did a little better at listening than he did on Tuesday, but decided multiple of his friends needed to be reacquainted with his smackin' hand.  Oh...and a near strangle.  

Someone needs to take him from me because there is obviously something not right with my raising a normal human skills.