So apparently being a big boy means you can do stupid shit and you won't get hurt...you know, due to your big boy status. That is, until you do actually get hurt from doing stupid shit like bouncing your way off the end of the couch. Then you only acknowledge you are hurt for the amount of attention you want. After that time has expired, you are back to being an invincible big boy and your mom is back to be an idiot who clearly doesn't understand what it means to be a big boy.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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