Anyone in the market for a 16 month old little boy?
Charming attributes:
-Devastatingly adorable
-Very funny
-Likes most food
-Likes to be bathed
Not so charming attributes:
-Temper tantrums...often...like every. single. time. he doesn't get what he wants. Or if you offer him his milk when he doesn't want it. Or if you try to have him sit in a shopping cart for more than .4 seconds. Or if you try to put socks on him. Or pants. Or a shirt. Or pajamas.
-Sits on others...intentionally
-Now tackles other children if they have something he wants
-Has to have his blanket. Where is his blanket?! HE WANTS HIS BLANKET!!
-Effectively uses spaghetti arms or legs if he wants to be put down or held, respectively.
Priced to sell! Motivated seller! Get in on this deal before it's gone!
Hooooooly shitballs. If you need me I will be in a padded room. With a lot of booze. And Doritos.
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