"Great...now what is this...wait...is this...is this poop on the bath mat?"
"Yep."
"....why...why is there poop on the bath mat?"
"Because I shaked my booty when I got of the toilet to get the poop off."
Is this the new way to clean yourself after pooping? Am I missing out? Is toilet paper obsolete? Maybe he knows how to use the three sea shells.
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