Anatomy lesson

Let's just add this to the list of conversations I never thought I would be having with another human...

To set the stage: Alex takes off running at full speed, while scream-laughing like a crazed hyena, around the house as soon as I finish drying him off from his bath. AKA, naked as a jaybird. Not shockingly, he pees on the living room floor.

Alex (laughing hysterically and holding his penis): I pooped!

Me (not laughing hysterically): No, you peed.

Alex (still laughing): Mama! I pooped!

Me (still not laughing): No, you peed. Pee comes out of there. Poop comes out of your butt.

End scene.