I have a cold. It hit me like a Mack truck on Sunday night. I'll deal with it, whatever. But, this particular cold has brought with it a whole lot of sneezing. Add that to the constant pressure on my bladder from the now bell pepper sized beast child residing in my body and I peed when I sneezed last night...but I didn't realize it until I went to the bathroom for the 12,934,875th time.
Just aim me in the direction of the nursing home and shuffle me along. They can deliver babies there, right?
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