Faker

The dog that is totally deaf?  The one that seemingly is confused about the fact that she is supposed to poop outside?  The one that is losing weight with age and looking more frail everday?  That one?  Yeah, she's apparently still spry enough to reach up on the kitchen table, steal two tomatoes, take 2 freaking bites out of each, and leave them for me to clean up. 

I'm starting to think this aging thing she's got goin' on is all an elaborate ruse.