Yep.

In case you were thinking I sound like I have things under control lately, I figured I'd share what I discovered last night.

I was looking for an email from Alex's teacher.  And when I look at my email inbox on my phone, it shows the profile pictures of the people included on each email.  It does not do this when I have my inbox open on my computer.  Anywho, while I was scrolling through, I noticed an email she sent that I replied to, and there were two profile pictures sitting side by side.  Her very nice picture and mine.  This.  This is what is attached to every email I have sent my son's kindergarten teacher for the last three months:

Once again, I am the epitome of class and grace.