Alex: When are you going to be done growing the next baby?
Me: I'm not growing another baby.
Alex: Then why is your belly getting so huge?
Me: My belly is NOT getting huge. ~Violently pulls up shirt~ THIS is not a huge belly!
I'm not sure my reaction would have been quite as animated if I hadn't just spent a bunch of money on new clothes that are a size I refuse to admit. I'm at that lovely point of post pregnancy where maternity clothes are too big, so they don't fit, and my regular clothes don't fit because apparently I needed to get pregnant in my thighs. Good times.
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