"Mom? I need you to smell something for me."
"What."
"I need you to smell my shirt."
"Oooooookkkkkkk..."
sniff sniff
"Ugh! What is that?!"
"Pee. When I was going to the bathroom I forgot to pull my shirt up far enough."
"WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SMELL IT???"
"Because I wanted to know if the smell was still there."
"Yes! It is! Now go upstairs and put on a clean shirt!"
An evil cackle erupts as he runs up the stairs.
~End scene~
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