Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Just keeps gettin' better

"Mom?  I need you to smell something for me."
"What."
"I need you to smell my shirt."
"Oooooookkkkkkk..."
sniff sniff
"Ugh!  What is that?!"
"Pee.  When I was going to the bathroom I forgot to pull my shirt up far enough."
"WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SMELL IT???"
"Because I wanted to know if the smell was still there."
"Yes!  It is!  Now go upstairs and put on a clean shirt!"
An evil cackle erupts as he runs up the stairs.

~End scene~

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