I call "Not it!"

So this is a thing that is going to be employed at our house:

Oh not by me!  No.  Travis said he'll do it.  And good thing too; Sam is crazy congested.  But honestly, I think I have done an awful lot of phsically gross shit in making sure that kid had and continues to have a healthy start to life...Sucking the snot out of his nose with my mouth does not need to be on that list.

(And no, Joe, I am not holding that with my foot.)