Gobble Gobble Cluck

Alex recived an assignment from school.  He was given a drawing of a turkey and instructed to disguise the turkey so it wouldn't get eaten for Thanksgiving.  The instructions gave examples of disguises students have used in the past; Bucky Badger outfit, sequins, stickers, buttons, etc.  Each kid is supposed to use their imagination to come up with a disguise, and then they will write a short story about their turkey's disguise.

So I asked Alex what he thought we should disguise his turkey as.  His response?  A chicken.

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He wants to disguise his turkey as a chicken.  A chicken.  So it doesn't get eaten.  This kid is goin' places.