Gotta Find Out On Your Own

Sam wanted to try to use goggles in the pool.  Fine good great.  Except he screams any time you try to pull the rubber strap over his head.  So he found a pair that would easily fit my giant noggin, gently placed them on his head, and assured me my warnings and concerns that they didn't fit were wrong.  "These are just fine, Mama!"

Immediately after that photo was taken, he put his head under, came up with water pouring out of the goggles, and said, "These don't fit."  No shit?  Weird.  I'm surprised SOMEBODY DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT.