Thursday, July 17, 2014

Euphemisms

I woke up a bit late this morning and had to be in a hurry to get Alex ready so he didn't miss breakfast at daycare.  Could I have taken my time and just fed him myself?  Yes, probably.  But I'm not paying them for me to feed him, so there.

Alex wasn't feelin' the whole get up and go thing this morning, and he really didn't want to get dressed.  So, in an effort to remedy that, I told him we should race to see who could get dressed faster.  He was totally down for that.  About 30 seconds into our race, Alex declared, "I'm totally gonna win 'cause I already almost have my shirt on and you still have to put on your boob holder."

Touché little man.  Touché.

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