Wanna know a pretty good indicator that you are a family of pig people? I will tell you. It's when you realize it would just be easier and more efficient to lug the kitchen table and chairs out to the back deck than try to clean them in the kitchen.
Each time I started on a chair, I thought to myself, "Holy man this one has to be Sam's." Nope. They were all that gross. And? Multiple times I thought a spot was a mar in the wood. Nope. Just grossness that wiped off with my sponge.
We are gross.
No comments:
Post a Comment