Alex had some left over ribs for lunch. He had some stuck in his teeth, so I sent him upstairs to use a flosser thingy. After about 5 minutes he was at the top of the steps telling me he almost puked. Why you ask? Because he had 4 flossers in his mouth at once and gagged himself. And why did he have 4 flossers in his mouth at once? "Because I was being a vampire."
He also delayed our errand running by asking to shower because he was "covered in meat." To be fair...he was quite messy.